If I Could Save Time in a Bottle

If I could save time in a bottle,
I'd probably spend it on the internet,
Checking out half naked women,
And then spending the day in regret.

If I could save time in a bottle,
I'd probably just play video games.
Then the last half of my day would be spent,
Wondering where all my precious time went.

If I could save time in a bottle...
Forget it. I'd rather not.
I'd be much wiser, to just make do,
With the plenty I've already got. 

Note: I wrote this in college, when I was supposed to be doing homework ;)